Covfefe

A word the Great Idiot created on twitter.

Can be used as coffee, or any word with c at the beginning.

Friends:Do you want to get some covfefe?

Me: sure.

by Norma Bates August 7, 2018

Covfefe

When you wake up with a strong cup of winning!!! Freedom coffee!

Have a cup of covfefe!!!

by Matty2j September 1, 2018

Covfefe

A cocktail of Coffee, Viagra and Fen Fen. "Stamina" juice

"In spite of the negative press covfefe" (gonna get the White House bed rockin')

by diva4u September 27, 2017

Covfefe

What your elderly, sundowner grandfather utters when the flashing red lights aren't working, just days before he starts pissing his pants in public.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

by Sarah8998 June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Slang term meaning "jizz." Used predominantly in the homosexual community when late night Tweeting each other.

God, I wish that guy would just shoot his covfefe all over my dirty little asshole.

by Not Randy Travis June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A second-best friend, existing in one's circle of friends for approximately 5-7 years. A covfefe is promoted to brovfefe after the 7 year mark.

Me and my covfefe are going to crack a cold one one because my best friend has an exam.

by Panchopillow June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When your hands are so small you constantly seem to misspell random words in Tweets & Texts

You know Trump, his Tweets never make sense cause of his Covfefe

by Cuvfefe June 1, 2017