coat hanger

markus

“bro markus is such a coat hanger for kaylee”

by yeayeayeaboyyy April 11, 2022

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

Sugar Coating

The act of making bad news more palatable. This is often accomplished by adding positive reinforcement, apologetic phrases, or sympathetic comments.

It was always difficult to tell someone they had AIDS, but with a little Sugar Coating they would only cry for an hour or two.

by Fox Populi March 6, 2022

Trench coat

Something someone with the name starting with j,l,g,m,n I would use to hide something

Oh look he has a trench coat!

by Michealjackson3333 December 31, 2020

Coat hanger

Republicans

Republicans like to use coat hangers

by Hardly Q January 3, 2021

fusion coated

To be covered in cum or a cum-like substance.

Coined by Maison Margiela.

“hey man, sick shoes! Did you fusion coat them yourself?”

“I just fusion coated my girlfriend’s tits”

by mightyhelpfulmitreten January 8, 2021

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021