Chewed on a Century

When your riding the top deck of the 100 double decker bus and your driven into a low bridge and find yourself being chewed by wrought Iron

Fuck going on that bus I’m not being chewed on a century

by Chef de Clunge July 22, 2025

deja chew

When you wake up to discover your dog has completely destroyed their dog bed again.

Every time I have to clean up a bunch of dog bed stuffing I get this strong deja chew feeling.

by Heidi Hole July 29, 2025

Missile Chew

the act of giving sloppy dome. Essentially chew nuts bro

Yo shawty better be throwing that missile chew at the 302 shaky butt party tonight

by on foenams grave October 30, 2025

Incredible Chew

Noun, action of performing oral sexual gratification including pre cut pubes or growing out your pubes and filling your partners mouth with them while receiving oral. can be similar to a Dirty Chewbacca when your partner can scream out during the process of deeply filling her throat with warm thick cream, extra points if she is full and it spills from her nose.

Had a hot date and an urge to cross the Incredible Chew off my bucket list, let's just say boys! I crossed 2 off the bucket list that night.

by adzy88 October 30, 2025

Peasant Chewing

When someone chews loudly, smacking their tongue and lips around, making noises like pig or a peasant or someone raised in a barn.

Especially sensitive to this are people with misophonia.

That loud peasant chewing is getting on my nerves! Chew with some class!

by FeatleJuice December 7, 2025

I sony fit chew

Used when you want to say something humorous to fill awkward silence when hanging out with family or friends. It can also mean I feel like exploding due to eating too much.

“I Sony fit chew” I said after the long awkward pause in conversation

by Human 12345 December 31, 2025

pick and chewse

Actually, dat's backwards --- first you "choose" what to "chew", and THEN you pick yer teeth AFTERWARDS.

If yer toothbrush isn't handy at a particular time, you will want to "pick and chewse" what you munch on so dat you don't get any annoying fibers stuck between yer teeth.

by QuacksO January 11, 2026