fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

Fatphobic bender

When a fatty really does you wrong so for a brief time you hate all fat people

Damn Gabi is so gross that she had to rape someone to get laid…she litterally has sent me on a fatphobic bender

by Vfox June 3, 2024

fatphobic bender

When you briefly dislike all fattys cause of the actions of one fat person

“Wow gabi is so desperate, can you believe she had to r*pe someone to get laid!?”
“Yeah she got me on a fatphobic bender”

by Vfox June 4, 2024

Bender Boyfriend

1. a relationship that is formed by two individuals while on a bender (wild drinking spree) that lasts for 3 to 5 days.

“Wow. I really thought I liked that I met at the bar last weekend. But now I’m thinking he might have been my bender boyfriend.”

by tahoeCuTiE45 June 18, 2024

Light Bender

The slang term for an optician

Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo

by Random Aussie May 3, 2025

week long bender

v. To get 100% on an exam indicating a
celebration is in order

“I just week long bendered my midterm!!!!!!”

“Don’t even stress. You’re gonna week long bender that chem exam.”

by bender steve June 2, 2025

Bender

Charlie’s favourite word, if the word bender is said the bender Charlie ascends.

Person 1: yo who’s that bender.
Person 2: oh that’s Charlie.

by Cleveland jr April 3, 2024