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Batmanning

The act of stretching ones sack over their partner and yelling where is she in their ear while they are in fear
Dude my girl didn’t expect the Batmanning yesterday
by TherapistRon July 17, 2020
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The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises
I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops
by RynothaGyno June 3, 2020
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Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
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Batman

hey guys look it’s Batman, beat his ass!”
by DimpLick September 6, 2020
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Batman

Batman someone who wears leather, and a mask like a crook!
Batman : I'm so glad I got these butt and chest implants. Now I can have a wow of time with you my Canadian girlfriend who has a implant between her butt cheeks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020
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Philly Batman

Philly Batman: in Philly fashion, shows no fear when he pulls up to New York to confront New York Spider-Man aka Spider Cuz
by PhillyPHilly23 October 21, 2020
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Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.
Look out, Batman's coming!!!
by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020
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