based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.

My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.

by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021

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reverse the base

To add acidic liquid to crack for injection purposes

reverse the base: Lemon juice, kool-Ade you get the message

by erik-de-gato October 18, 2012

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Pi Base

The act of eating pie held by your woman of choice, whilst jerking off as you caress their breasts.

Mark: "Yo man, I got to Pi Base last night!"
John: "What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Nadsgrid July 4, 2018

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base dige

It's a persian word that means it's enough and it is used to tell somebody to stop doing something.

Base dige, you have wounded us.

by Wounded guy August 16, 2018

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third base

The orignal definition was touching, feeling, and assumedly handjobs. But now that society has become so desensitized to the intimacy of sexual intersourse, what with children giving birth at 11, 12, 13, left and right, third base has now been shunted up to second and the acts of fellatio, cunnilungus, and on occasion even anal sex, which have been traditionally associated with full-on sexual intercourse (i.e. making it home or scoring) have been placed on third base in order to enable today's alienated and cynical youth to give blowjobs and eat out pussy to their heart's content.

Did you hear about Wilson? He got to third base and busted ALL OVER her face!

by John is awesome December 25, 2005

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