You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.

Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.

by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021

ask demand

A question that is asked in a demeanor that's demanding like an officer of the law would when he pulls over and asks for an unlawful suspects' driver's license.

A person is more likely to ask-demand more for your annoyance than for genuinity.

Susie: So Ann, are we having a sleep over tonight again? Remember u promised? And you said!

Ann: Yeah but it's only been 6 days since the last time you spent a night! My Mother ask demand why you were spending-a-night so often.

Susie: Should you just tell your Mom that we're just Besties ?

by sexcaries March 16, 2011

Ask

Typically a description of a very handsome and cool induvidual that evrybody likes

"Oh your such a Ask"

by Æsk October 11, 2018

fair ask

A reasonable request, often one which is unreasonable to refuse.

After they broke up, she asked him to delete the risqué photos she'd sent him, which I think is a fair ask.

by anon banana March 12, 2019

Asking a dumb

When you're about to ask a question, then realize that it would be better not to.

I was going to ask her what her kinks were, but then I realized I'd be asking a dumb.

by ledlebrgr September 6, 2018

Aske

Super hot, nice and good looking. Probably fucking a hot bitch right now. Who knows?

Person one: where is Aske
Person two: fucking bitches

Person one: ahhhh

by KING!"# May 14, 2018

Who asked

A rhetorical question, often used by the toxic people in our day.
When people use the phrase “who asked?” It could be because
the person is not interested in what you are saying or simply
because they want to be narcissistic in their opinion or
just want to bring you down with a toxic blow when all you
Wanted to do is to share a conversation. Below is a list of examples
to defend yourself from this unoriginal and nonsensical phrase.

Example 1:
Jim:I have completed all my homework in a day!
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:No one asked whether I asked.

The ultimate defense.

Example 2:
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:Does anyone have to ask?

Hit it to them straight to their face and they’ll have their mouths strapped in no time.

by MargarineDub February 3, 2023