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A fat looking orangutan that has a crush on Aimee’s dog, Penny. Someone who eats Santa’s cookies off the plate. Someone that noticed that our table is broken. A person that has an obsession with Alyssa’s broken vines. They are attracted to angry gorillas doing the WAP. Overall, they are very annoying people.
by Ryan Sprang The Orangutang November 23, 2021
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The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
by ExCognita March 25, 2023
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Wrong

:whats the definition of wrong?
: joe is always wrong, just look at him
by alwaysrightsobffr January 20, 2023
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That's just wrong

Person: So what's her deal?
Colleague: Oh, she's afraid of long words.
Person: You know what we should call it? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!
Colleague: That's just wrong.
by ConsoleCoder February 18, 2023
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Wrong

Well... I would but... then I would be LYING
Hym "Did anybody else see that one time Joe Rogan was talking about something bad happening to his kids and he kind of trails off and stares off into the distance for several seconds? THAT is what praying that God isn't real looks like. Tell me I'm wrong."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2023
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oh to be as wrong as I.

When one looks back at something they did in the past that was bad, irresponsible or flat out stupid, and agrees for it to be stupid/wrong.
I remember when I decided it would be a good idea to jump off of that bin, oh to be as wrong as I.
by A-rando-who-does-stuff April 7, 2023
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Wrong!

There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?
Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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