winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

by iluvdinosaurs February 5, 2017

Wicked Winter

Its when you masturabate everyday in all 3 winter months

"Dude im did the wicked winter and my dick is smashed from jerking off so much

by WickedGinger November 1, 2019

Winter

Winter: meaning: a very irritated,annoyed and small person named Moses, she is really short and has glasses

Winter: shut up

Others: ok MOSES

by Demon giyuu November 22, 2021

Ms. Winters Class

Hell

Big D: Ms. Winters Class is hell

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021

charlie winter

He is an extremely sweet and caring person. He remembers small details about you even if you live a 1000 miles away he'd remember what your favourite drink is or what are your fears! He's an amazing friend!

Charlie winter is a great person to be around

by Minyg November 16, 2021

California Winter Railroad

The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.

Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”

by Gannimal October 28, 2021

winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021