Agent Washington

Agent Washington is the hottest dude in Project Freelancer is Rooster Teeth's iconic YouTube Webseries "Red Vs Blue"

Me: "man, Agent Washington is so hot <3"
My friend: "simp."

by LunarSouls4952 November 3, 2023

Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!

They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

George Washington

A sexual act where while you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"

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I just gave her the George Washington last night and she was very pleased of liberty

by Ass the hat ass November 14, 2023

George Washington

George Washington was the first president of the United States of America. He is know for fighting in the Revolutionary War and being a good general while fighting. He’s one of the goat presidents 👍

you don’t wanna mess with George Washington

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

Washington Chili Bowl

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.

He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.

by Texas Hook 'Em February 1, 2024

George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”

by COCOK February 6, 2024

Washington Windpipe

A sex act where a male is going down on a female and she queefs in his mouth, which then comes out of the males anus, creating a windpipe sound effect.

Yeah man she totally gave me a Washington windpipe, it was so loud, I haven't felt the same sense

by Tom Munro April 21, 2023