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sweeped my towel

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream
Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.
by Penissucker91 June 15, 2022
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Plab Towel

To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.
"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"
by godkre666 June 20, 2022
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Hang the towel

When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).
Those abs made me hang the towel.
by Kerfew July 4, 2022
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scuzz towel

The special towel designated to be used during sex to protect the bedsheets from any scuzzy residue coming out of the participating parties.
“Yeah she squirted everywhere but my sheets were safe cause she was on my scuzz towel”
by Theyoungwolf98 April 26, 2022
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towel hoe

A girl you see who show no skin
by Tyrone phyllis October 31, 2022
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The towel twist

When a man or woman twists your penis until you cum. Or until you screech or it turns red. Think of it like twisting a towel to get the water out of it.
She squeezed my penis until I cummed. It looked like she was squeezing out a towel. She performed the towel twist.
by Thewordbringer123 December 31, 2021
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towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
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