Musky Taint

when a small mammal, usually a badger or feral chipmunk, rips at the exposed anus of a shitting camper. the resulting shit-plosion will be a culmination of blood, tears, and mama's pudding

Oh shit bro, i just went to take a shit by the oak tree and this nasty badger gave me a terrible musky taint!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 10, 2009

taint saint

Describes a person who is so kind, generous, and truly giving to your taint. A quick way for one to become a taint saint is for them to die for your, defending your, or spreading the good news of your taint to the heathens of the world.

After the recent scandals in the Catholic Church, the Vatican, in a desperate attempt to increase the churches popularity, announced a list of a dozen new taint saints.

by BitchBastard February 11, 2005

chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

by Magruder January 7, 2008

Taint Terrorist

Gay Man. A man who has butt sex with another man would be considered terrorizing their taint / taint region. Thus they are a Taint Terrorist

Did you see that guy with the My Little Pony T-shirt, he HAS to be a Taint Terrorist.

by Escote May 28, 2009

taint liquor

Phrased coined in blooper real of Scary Movie 4. A beverage made of feces.

Who wants some taint liquor?

by Vernal August 27, 2006

turkish taint

The area on the body of a Turkish individual that is located between the pussy and the asshole.

Kerem tried to have me lick his Turkish Taint, but I refused because I didn't want to get an STD.

by Borkster September 14, 2008

tainted salami

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.

I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.

by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006