Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by anonymous August 29, 2022

Fort Ted

Fort Ted.

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"

by wazzcock September 11, 2022

Cancún Ted

"Cancun Ted" refers to the sleazy U.S. Senator from Texas, who in February 2021 took his family on vacation to Cancun, Mexico, while a severe winter storm left millions of his constituents in Texas without power, heat, and water.

When the going gets tough, you can count on Cancún Ted Cruz not to be there for his constituents. Instead, he will be on a beach in Mexico sipping a piña colada.

by LaughingAloud January 18, 2026

Ted-Beneked

The art of injuring oneself intensely with a trip affecting the neck.

Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*

"Did you watch wipeout the other night? That contestant proper Ted-Beneked himself".

by Jbmb95 January 19, 2026