Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017

Rusty Whore

A whore that grossly understates her age on her profile in order to get more business - a ploy often used by Asian women in Western countries.

When I got to the door I was like 'fuck, this is a rusty whore. Her profile said she was 20 but she looks more like 40'

by William0991 May 12, 2016

Rusty Eggbeater

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.

Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"

by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012

rusty polearm

A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.

Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.

by Big Worm Big Perm November 2, 2012

Rusty Kebab

When you shove a used tampon into a girl's ass and then proceed to make her eat it.

I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on.

by lardasssundae June 27, 2012

Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series

Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.

by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023

Rusty arbuckle

Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest

That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!

by S LeVade April 28, 2023