Pokemon

Diagnosing Kids with Autism Without Fail Since 1996

This dude Jeffery was unable to be social at all, only able to talk about and be approached by one thing and one thing only: Pokemon. Dude could name every creature and every aspect about them but when it came to literally anything else he was radio silent or extremely defensive to himself.

by Goatsecx luver April 19, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Pokemon

Getting an immense amount of boners to vaporeon and gardevoir

I goon to pokemon

by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025

pokemon fire red

the best reboot of a game ever.

John* wanna play Pokemon fire red ?

Me* yes

by P H O N K G O D December 13, 2023

95th Pokemon

Onix is an adorable Pokemon that is 28'10" and isn't actually that bad. It evolves into Steelix when traded holding a Metal Coat.

Guy: Do you know what the 95th Pokemon is?
Other Guy: Yeah, it's Onix.

by Iloveglaishur December 16, 2023

hop on pokemon sv

slang for extremely rough anal sex

"wanna hop on pokemon sv?"
"im exhausted, maybe next time."

by gayman10481 July 14, 2023

Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023