pokemon champions

A pokemon battle simulator made by Game freak.

James: considering they cut pokemon and generational gimmicks from the game, im hyped for pokemon champions.

by zoroark's dark pulse December 8, 2025

Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Pokemon go

Mario run

pokemon go Mario run

by gqabes May 23, 2023

Pokemon Chase

When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.

“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”

by DiaperSissy#1 May 26, 2023

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Pokemon go

shit to get

Pokemon go you play!

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

Pokemon Shock

The act of simultaniously finger-banging a partner while grabing an electric fence.

Ronn gave his boyfriend a Pokemon Shock to get the evening started.

by ItBeWeird July 13, 2024