Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

Nonce

So smart

Wow, you're nonce

by Smart smart pants October 24, 2019

nonce

also known as humaira ahmed due to her dodgy as fuck fringe xo

‘oh my god is that a nonce’
‘aha it’s just humaira’

by lil spanks October 31, 2019

Nonce

Used to win arguments.

Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

Nonce

what you become after doing HSLA with small children

Lorn you're such a nonce

by queenllama the 2nd December 6, 2020

nonce

someone who like to look/touch/molest kids

wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again

by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020

No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

by NonceNick November 2, 2021