Mop Dick

Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.

He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.

by WMFK. August 28, 2023

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Get the mop

When you see someone hot you say get the mop bcs of your WAP

Girl 1- “omg look *points to a hot guy*
Girl 2- “GET THE MOP”

by Min._.Tae September 17, 2023

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Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 2, 2023

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mopping hoes

Mopping Hoes: To hit some fatty tags on the bomb, or to fuck a fat booty bitch.

guy 1: yo dawg, you see jason last night?

guy 2: yah man! he was mopping hoes (hittin a girl with a hella fat ass from the back) forrealll!

by midgetplug November 25, 2021

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A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

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Mop

Mop is a duck, who likes programming and messing with anything related to electricity. Mop is like number 1 most kind people in the world and always does whatever he can to help in any way, yet he is a duck. He’s that kinda person that sends a fuckload of memes in discord. He also likes Makka Pakka, it’s a strange addiction.

Guy: Can you fix my toaster?
Other guy: No, but Mop can without a doubt.
Guy on discord: Why do I have 69 messages of memes on discord?

by Meme fucked discord dude May 11, 2022

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