Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

log breath

When one’s breath is so foul, the smell is comparable to that of a log.

“God, did you smell Chrissy’s log breath?”
“Hey Log Breath, care for a mint?”

by Scabbygabby June 5, 2018

log squish

What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.

That guy looks like a log squish

by Cobenhagen January 4, 2018

hot logging

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.

Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.

by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds April 23, 2018

log soggin

When you sit on the toilet for too long after you poop, causing your log to sog in the toilet bowl.

Person_1: *Knocks on bathroom door* Hey you almost done in there?
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!

by jamseycramsalotinhisass April 7, 2020

Lincoln Log

Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.

Stephen enjoys planting Lincoln Logs in his mother's mouth.

by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020

Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.

Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.

by Merchaholic March 5, 2020