wet horse

popular term used by masculine gay men to describe an attractive male

wow look at that wet horse in those speedos

by la ronda July 18, 2010

Hench as a horse

Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!

Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!

by Hench. May 25, 2011

river horsing

When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.

lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!

by kismet & zee April 14, 2009

Horse Eyes

Girl with overly spread out eyes

Man that girl is like a 9 or a 10 man she more like a 4 or 5 with them horse eyes

by Snobglass October 8, 2016

horse mullet

An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.

Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.

by JimmyJibbles November 23, 2016

Horse Nuggets

Definition 1: some YouTuber probably

Definition 2: a rare delicacy found in Northern Europe, which involves the severing of a male horse's genitalia and battering it, before deep frying it and sprinkling salt over the top. Served with ketchup

Example 1: dude Horse Nuggets has shitty videos.

Example 2: Can I have the 2 horse nuggets combo with extra fries please?

by Atwoodjer August 5, 2017

horse queef

a starting hand of Q 8 in texas hold em.

Dave takes the pot with a beautiful horse queef.

by Sounds Good To Me May 14, 2018