flying weasel

When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.

Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick

by Bac1101110111 December 27, 2013

flying in formation

When a group of inebriated people all assume incorrectly that a story teller at a party is using a word as slang or metaphor, rather than its literal meaning. Ex: "I used to be a pretty skilled crop-duster." The speaker is a pilot, not a passer of gas.

Those dudes were totally flying in formation when they started laughing uncontrollably at Winnie when she said, "Do I smell popcorn?" Because we were actually making popcorn.

by nullvoid August 9, 2015

Flying thumbs

Commonly referring to a hitchhiker using their thumb

I'm an official flying thumbs. An underground group of hitch hikers.

by Tired Today March 21, 2016

fresh and fly

Fresh and fly is usually used for a well dressed, young, handsome male. He is usually someone who is good looking, trendy and a head-turner. Not necessarily flirty, although some people may associate such a person with this attitude. He can be classed as a fashion role-model.

"Have you seen Sandra's latest boyfriend? He's so fresh and fly!

by Dayspring March 28, 2016

fly fossil

When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.

Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!

by Redneckdanger July 3, 2018

Flying whales

Flying whales is a statement used when something is just so amazing.

Additional adjectives- great or giant for example, can be added to make the statement stronger.

"I'm pregnant!" "Great flying whales! I'm so happy for you!"

"10/10 flying whales for you."

by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

Flying Flagella

A phrase you proclaim when you are excited and/or upset about a certain thing. Flagella is a bacterial, slender threadlike structure, like a spermatozoa. Replacement phrase for fuck.

Dude 1: Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant.

Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA
I THOUGHT I WAS GAY
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Dude 1: Dude, I'm pregnant.
Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA DUDE

by KatAttack716 February 20, 2017