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Tar Disease

A fictional disease in where the subject bottles up negative emotions for too long, causing the subject's eyes and mouth to fill up with a tar-like substance until they either suffocate or tell someone their feelings.
The Tar Disease was dangerous, she knew that, but even as she tried to reject the sticky fluids filling up her throat, she knew she couldn't release her feelings for everyone to see.

He wiped the tar dripping from his eyes as his vision clouded.
by KobaChan May 11, 2021
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Caillou disease

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.
Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
by Balls Obama July 21, 2022
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Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.
If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.
by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022
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diseased pecker

pecker the has been harmfully abused and/or been in someguys butt.
Dude, you have a diseased pecker.
by ricky steve September 30, 2006
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Foamers Disease

A person who froths at the mouth over a pit bull attack!
BSL advocates have foamers disease every time there is a pit bull attack!
by perfectdescription October 31, 2013
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Ballzheimer's Disease

When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.
Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.
by Otown Zanman September 2, 2011
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Leprechaun Disease

Leprechaun disease is where you turn short and grow a ginger beard. Suddenly, out of nowhere, small green clothes and green hats will appear in your wardrobe. You can catch this disease in many ways! The most common way is if a person named Amber bites you. Beware my friends! BEWARE!!
Man 1: He has leprechaun disease!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!
by TheUltimateVampireNinja April 10, 2009
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