Tihms Disease

Having to constantly urinate every 15 minutes due to a combination of over-hydration and a small “baby-bladder”.

Can we stop at this place really quick? I have to pee….again….thanks Tihms Disease!

by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021

Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022

Newington Disease

Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.

Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*

Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease

Woah, that's worse than covid!

by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022

diseased pecker

pecker the has been harmfully abused and/or been in someguys butt.

Dude, you have a diseased pecker.

by ricky steve September 30, 2006

Foamers Disease

A person who froths at the mouth over a pit bull attack!

BSL advocates have foamers disease every time there is a pit bull attack!

by perfectdescription October 31, 2013

Ballzheimer's Disease

When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.

Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.

by Otown Zanman September 2, 2011

Leprechaun Disease

Leprechaun disease is where you turn short and grow a ginger beard. Suddenly, out of nowhere, small green clothes and green hats will appear in your wardrobe. You can catch this disease in many ways! The most common way is if a person named Amber bites you. Beware my friends! BEWARE!!

Man 1: He has leprechaun disease!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!

by TheUltimateVampireNinja April 10, 2009