coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.

by nightlover November 4, 2012

The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.

Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.

by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013

Rachel's Curse

A curse of where people you love, like, are like family to you, or are your best friends move away either literally or spiritually.

My boyfriend Daniel is moving away, I hate my Rachel's Curse.

by Dustywhisker September 30, 2013

The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.

Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.

by The cursed historian February 19, 2023

Collector's Curse

Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.

Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger

Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse

by Charnime October 25, 2023

The Curse of Narl

The Curse of Narl is a curse that applies to "narleniun" A.K.A "spongeleniun". It happens in the "Hunger Games" in the discord server "AI_Sponge Rebooted". The Curse causes Narleniun/Spongeleniun to go into mid-game/late-game hunger games, but then die usually due to starvation or dehydration.

Narl: fuck yeah dude im beating their asses in this hunger games
Hunger Games hoster: narleniun dies of dehydration
Narl: what the FUCK. prime example of The Curse of Narl.

by narleniun October 30, 2023

The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023