christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"
"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
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#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
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Get the Christopher Cobb mug.A Christopher is a person you would want to be best friends with, he’ll treat you like a little sister /brother and he is pretty hot,seems obnoxious when u don’t know him but he is actually one of the most caring people and one of the most important people in your life,listens to all your problems, and there’s a deeper connection.. and the more you guys text he becomes more inresistable and you miss him the second he Dosent text making you worried,and he finds you cute and secretly wants a relationship with you but Is to scared to tell you..... he also has a funny personality and is kinda a freak 😏😉
Christopher why do you hang out with me if I’m ugly.. “ what are you. Talking about you are really cute and I really like being with you”
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Christopher, I love you
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