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Inspired by sir Carson Cage.
Carson cage had a fascination with the human body and its taboo aspects. He developed a taste for a specific bodily fluid, leading him to engage in certain activities. His actions were met with shock and disapproval from society, but he saw it as a way to challenge societal norms and explore human intimacy. He considered himself a hero, while the city saw an ass munching monster.
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Considers a “patina” anything that isn’t currently on fire.
Has replaced every fluid in his truck with whatever was on sale at the gas station (current cocktail: 2-stroke oil, Monster Energy, and optimism).
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