California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020

California snow

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.

Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?

by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020

California Wildfire

When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.

I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!

by Hellvig September 20, 2020

California hummer

When someone hums reggae songs while performing a blow job

I have so many Bob Marley songs stuck in my head from that amazing California hummer I had yesterday

by Alwaysballin October 19, 2013

California Spliff

Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.

Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?

by The Dudebro's March 27, 2011

California Corner

The action of taking a wasted tinkle in a acquaintance’s room. A California Corner is not limited to just a intersection of a wall, it can also include urinating on a: carpet/hardwood floor, a bed frame, and various other house hold items…

California Corners are NOT usually performed out of spite or animosity, typically just out of intoxication and pure delusion.

Ash: Kaleb!! Are you seriously pissing on my bed right now?!
Kaleb: Its a California Corner!

by KevlarKrusher September 16, 2023

Northern California

The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years

"I'm from California." - Californian

"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan

"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan

by plus-size albert December 22, 2020