Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Buy your bf a gift

If you have a boyfriend you have to buy him What he wants

Bf: i want candy
You: okay i Will buy u candy bc its buy your bf a gift day today

by Yung numsi April 27, 2021

power buy

When you buy something very expensive, that you can’t really afford, in an attempt to show off.

I can believe Justin bought a 98in tv, it was such a power buy.

by Cyber_Musashi April 30, 2021

You break you buy

A phrase first introduced by a cute little pikabanoonoo stating that if you broke something you now own it

*BF is carefully moving furniture*
*GF does best to distract him*
GF : You break you buy 😈

by Nif3 May 10, 2021

Buy back clause

Buy back clause - when an individual adds an element to a break up message so that you can come back later

I told her I will always love her when we broke up ,you always have to have a buy back clause just in case .

by Onimathe August 20, 2024

Blind Group Buy

Selling something but not saying what it is and implying it might be worth the price. A way to sell something for more than it’s worth. A good of example would be doing a blind buy for a song that nobody really wants for $5k, when the most you would get for that song if it wasn't blind is $2k.

Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation

"Oh boy I hope they're selling the song I want in this Blind Group Buy, I'll donate $100 and keep my fingers crossed."

by Homixide August 27, 2024

I’d buy that for a dollar

When you're so hurt by decades of bad conservative economic policy that you'll believe anything morally bankrupt people tell you in hopes of them giving you financial assistance in the future.

Corporate Media:

The Republican Party oversaw expansive economic growth during the Ronald Reagan administration which directly & indirectly helped the poor.

Viewer:

I’d buy that for a dollar

by Lincoln's Wet Nurse September 6, 2024