Zak

Zak is a jerk that only wants sex from you. If he says he loves you he does not mean it. He lies constantly as if it were for his own health. Please do not trust him. He will only hurt you and make your life a living hell.

Zak is a player.

by LadyLove88 September 25, 2011

Zak

1)One who is always saying jokes at the wrong time.
2) one who is owned by his world history teacher on a daily basis.

1)Whoah, did you hear that joke that Zak told? it was so stupid!

2) Wow did you hear about that Zak kid? I hear he got owned by his history teacher today!

by K4NY3 April 10, 2009

Zak

A boy with a perfect heart and a wonderful soul. He's all smiles and laughter, and his ability to make you smile is unbelievable. He has at least 4 man to his blade and has the loose waist ting for carni .

Ur brown n cute like zak

by Biz365 October 10, 2019

Zak

Zak in a name commonly given to gothic pale people.

"Oh god look at that retard over there, must be a zak!" "Have you seen that new boy zak, bit of a goth isn't he?"

by lmao694200 October 31, 2020

Zak

Someone who is very kind, funny, and loyal. When your with or talking to this person you have sense of belonging and peace, they easily make you laugh and can make you feel like the most important person in the world. They can be outgoing and hyper sometimes but also can be calm and loving. They are a huge foodie and loves to be snacking throughout the day, they also love animals.

Oh, Zak! I dont know lmfao

by Jayden:) January 30, 2023

Zak

The most amazing boy i have ever met. He's funny, sexy and looks so good in anything he wears. He's a funny guy always talking about toilet habits, and always makes people laugh. He knows everything about me without even trying, he gets me and its been like that since we were just friends. He's mine and I'd do anything to keep it that way ;)

He likes the booty thats for sure, and likes italian/egyptian girls especially.

Hes the best boy in the world but hes mine hah!

Shaniqua: Zak sure likes the booty its ridonkulous

by Zakfacesgf August 21, 2011

Zak

A smart guy often considered a nerd. Very athletic and can possibly keep a secret. Very funny and has a great inside character. Really cute and goofy and trustworthy. He knows how to treat someone. And also has a 12 Pack.

Wow, Zak is a really great friend. He always will help me out.

by Can’t tell Jokes May 13, 2019