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Welder

A welder is an individual who spends exceptional amounts of time piecing together metal, typically via TIG or MIG welding. Welders are usually very greasy, and short-tempered. To spot a welder in the wild you can look near any Harbor Freight store.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna weld?
Person 2: No, stupid ass welder.
by septard February 20, 2023
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Missouri Welder

The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.
Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!

Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?

Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?

Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!
by That1Lineman March 8, 2024
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