Boris

A large bottle of cheap vodka to be consumed at great speed. Normally bought about 10:30pm from a 24/7. Used when in desperate need to get off box quickly and cheaply before entering an expensive nightclub.

Stereotype Russian man (Boris) drinks vodka alot

Shall we get some Boris? I’m sober as a judge!

by Donkey Kong01 January 11, 2009

Boris

Boris is the guy your mom would never want. If your daughter brings a guy named Boris to the house, he is probably a fat fuck and wears glasses. He has a bigger booty than your daughter, and his pp is small. Kick him out ASAP.

You are as ugly as Boris.
Oh no! Boris is at my house again.

by theycallmeyoungdaggerdickay February 26, 2019

boris

n.
1.) A little bag of dogshit dropped by an arrogant prick;
2.) A Conservative Party leader.

"FFS, some dog walker's just thrown their boris in a ditch."

by StoatyFox April 21, 2021

Boris

(noun) A socially retarded roommate who has no knowledge of social protocol.

Alex: Have you met our new roommate Boris yet?
Steve: Nope. So his name is Boris?
Alex: No, he's just a Boris.

by Steve Apple July 1, 2010

Boris

To be a Boris - to lie, cheat and be generally racist and sexist while acting the buffoon.

"He was a right Boris, but he's become PM by doing it"

by daisytuck July 23, 2019

Boris

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Itz a butiful invented creature
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Look!! There's a boris over there!!!

by Nata🌻🎶❤ June 18, 2019

boris

crap, shit, or turd

Careful, the cat has left a huge boris on the rug.

When he had finished his cock was entirely covered with crap, so much that it might have been made of the stuff - a giant boris johnson.

by HaroldBeerdrinker August 28, 2019