tele-whore

Someone who is always talking on the phone, and flirting most of the time.

John: Hey Bob, wow, is Brittney still talking on the phone?

Bob: Yeah, she been talking to the same guy for hours now.

John: Wow, what a tele-whore.

by Caleb W. March 11, 2008

The Tele-Tickle

When someone tickles your asshole with his/her tongue.

If you're feeling adventurous I highly recommend you try the Tele-Tickle.

by Bezerkley & Abbilicious July 13, 2016

Tele-tubby

you crush name of bf's name

hey, look at that sexy Tele-tubby.

by piper_addyson October 24, 2018

tele god

Casey

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

“Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”

by coolchickcase April 8, 2020

Tele

Short for 'Telecaster.' A guitar model designed by Leo Fender, and released in 1950.

Today I went to Guitar Center and saw a Relic Tele for 1200.

by ChorusFX December 29, 2022

Tele-puddied

When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.

Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.

by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021

Tele

Tele: An amazing person i love very very much platonically and i really hope they stay with us in this world because they are one of the few people i really like and can talk to without feeling uncomfortable or judged<3

TELE YOU BIG FART

by Ilikefeetyouliketeeth July 13, 2021