Testicitis

The fracturing of ur testicular membrane when a person kicks u in the balls with the pain equivalent to getting circumscised

I think I have testicitis

by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

twisted testicals

Twisted Testicals typically are disformed and rodent looking. These are typically located on men with buzz cuts or people who get fingers shoved up their butt crack.

Landen had twisted testicals so he smelled like coochie and fish all the time

by urmotherlovesmybbc May 2, 2023

Big testicals

Male balls

Male balls big testicals

by anonymous January 16, 2022

testicality

when somebody rips your balls off and you die from blood loss.

"did you hear that mr jones died of testicality?" "what the fuck is that."

by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022

Mr creamy testical

When a wild monke comes out of a forest and fights you wins by throwing a metal monke at your head and you drop your tennis ball and it blesses it for the fuckin Albuquerque gods and names it mr creamy testical

Oh no that monke came out of the forest and attacked me by throwing a metal monke and I dropped my tennis ball so the monke got the

fuckin Albuquerque gods and named the ball mr creamy testical

by anonymous May 22, 2022

Alam testical syndrome

This syndrome is very bad to have. If you have this your penise wil have testical cancer,frostbite on you small penis meaning for it to fall

That fatherless child called alam has Alam testical syndrome

by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022

Testic

Adj
When spoken/written word is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable.
Derrived from testicles, in the same vein as "Bollocks".

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "That's testic as fuck bro."

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021