A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.
boss: last night I caught jeff playing with staplers
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.
by tacogamer007 April 18, 2018
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A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
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You: Oh, by the way, I found my black stapler yesterday. I don't feel good.
Friend: I get you. I just lost mine yesterday.
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