one-legged skydiver

when one, after being unsatisfied after sex, breaks the leg of his partner while she is in a vulnerable "position" and pushes her off the bed.

Tyler:Dude what happened to that chick at the gym you were talking to...she broke her leg
Drew:We hooked up last night and I gave her the one-legged skydiver

by Boom City! January 28, 2009

Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute

the act of smoking marijuana

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"

by Jimmy D and the Nuggets December 24, 2007

the muddy skydiver

taking a shit standing up into a urinal

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

by partyintheusa March 29, 2015

The Skydiver

You hold the girl up with your feet "airplane style" and then she drops down and lands/inserts onto the dick.

"Let's try the Skydiver"

"Hold on I have to take my step-father to the hospital, he broke his dick when he and my mom tried the Skydiver in the backyard"

by TheBee'sFeet July 26, 2016

Skydiving

Going down on a woman(man) while in flight.

I was on a flight to Chicago last night with my girlfriend. I totally went skydiving about halfway through the flight.

by Sugar Bob December 3, 2015

Skydiving

When a man suspends a girl from the ceiling, with ropes, by her arms and legs and rails

Guy: Hey honey, wanna do some skydiving again?

Girl: Yeah, just don’t tie the ropes to tight this time

by Skydiving Bananas June 26, 2019

360° Skydiving

A more intense form of skydiving where you jump out of a plane, and skydive into another plane (thus creating a circle, so 360°). Similar to bonzai skydiving, there is no parachute, so don’t miss.

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened to Steve?
Guy 2: Oh, you didn’t hear. Steve’s 360° skydiving trip went south. He missed the second plane.
Guy 1: Damn...

by Screw-It-I'm-Out May 21, 2018