Simpleton

A fool who lacks the brain capaticy to understand common sense or basic facts.

Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?

Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.

by anonymous peep October 28, 2019

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A group of simps

Those guy are simpletons

by Lockmare August 29, 2021

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Ailbhe Gallagher

“Ailbhe Gallagher is w simpleton who doesn’t know what a simpleton is”

by Lovefromtbm January 1, 2019

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A FOOL

Only A Simpleton writes supposed lyrics like that.

by SEER167 June 9, 2018

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Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.

She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”

by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023

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