Christian Server

A place on the interwebs in which one must obey the teaching of lord lil pump and must retain from using profanity or one will face recently decided punishments.

Micheal- “This game is fricking poop”

Dylan- “No swearing on lord pump’s Christian Server. Er no go and have a bath” *kicks Micheal*

by Urmumhasgae February 23, 2018

Dead Server

A server that has been abandoned, and nobody is on except you. Commonly seen in older games that were the first to get online such as Dues Ex, Halo, Doom. On a Dead Server, you feel lonely.

Man, I went to play Dues Ex online on my old computer, but all I saw were Dead Servers.

by Further Intel February 1, 2009

Web Server

A Web Server is a computer on the World Wide Web (connected to the Internet Backbone) that stores HTML documents that can be retrieved via a Web browser.

Our site's web server was down yesterday.

by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

Furcadia's servers

(syn) Unstable, unreliable

Wow, he's as useless as Furcadia's servers.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Server Crash

What happens when too many people try to access a website (particularly the Australian ticketing website, Moshtix), forcing the system to 'crash'.

girl: hey! did you get Splendour in the Grass tickets?

boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)

by wasteofmyday May 6, 2010

The hangout server

a bunch of weirdos that are extremely homophobic and racist, nobody likes them except for that one guy in the back

The hangout server is sure being extra homophobic to velvonic yours truly today

by 10384929 November 7, 2021

poop server

Noun
A client or server on the internet that takes forever to do the simple task of uploading or downloading small bits of data.

John: "Here's a pic of my trip!"
Mike: "...Where's the picture?"
John: "The poop server isn't sending it!"

by YAYSUU June 4, 2021