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The Polar Randolph

The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022
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Randolph

Randolph is just a Randy, he loves to poop and loves to tell everyone about it.

He’s into watches and beer.
Randolph shut up !
by Tabear November 21, 2021
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Randolph

Sexy nice guy horny most of the time one of the funniest guys you will ever meet if you lose him it will be the greatest mistake of your life
by Damn N!gg3rz November 21, 2021
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Randolph County Highschool

the most shittiest school on earth ! terrible staff , (including principal) , treats students with favoritism ,all funds go to teacher stuff (funds from fundraisers and student events), over charges for everything because they are money hungry , teachers=perverts , the counselor sucks at listening and wants to keep you in trouble ! , if you do one thing wrong your considered a bad kid forever ! , the football coach treats the football players like shit ! 95% of the staff act like they hate there jobs (hate being there). Never go to this school you’ll be miserable !
person 1 : “I’m gonna kms because I go to Randolph County Highschool
Person 2 : “ion even blame you fam”
by straightfactsnocap October 15, 2021
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Randolph ahahh

Randolph ahahh is that feeling when you see GeorgeNotFound stim on stream and get happy but then you fall flat on your face because your fucking dumbass was looking at your phone when you were walking.
Pokimane pulled a Randolph ahahh when she got caught for proudly saying it wasn't funny.
by Bobby Winklezfppt November 2, 2022
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Randolph

Randolph also called Rand is a helpful person who cares for everyone except himself
Christian "yo you seen Randolphs new tweet"
Tort "among us isn't funny"
by BLXCEO April 18, 2022
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Randolph

A Randolph is a large dog that eats too much and is of above average size
Yo bro your being such a Randolph right now
by YourLocal_Vampire November 9, 2025
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