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procrasturbation

what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)
"man i love procasturbating"
by steen tee April 18, 2003
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procrasturbation

The act of getting off while putting things off.
The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.
by oohxlala July 25, 2010
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procrasturbate

To put something off by taking time to masturbate.
"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."

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by Family Julz January 21, 2009
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Procrasturbation

Putting off an important task until later, so you can masturbate.
My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.

My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009
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procrasturbation

Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."
When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.
by RbK1981 March 17, 2008
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Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.
Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.
by Shaunquavious March 20, 2010
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Procrasturbate

To masturbate instead of doing some chore or work.
I'm sick of math, let's procrasturbate instead
by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 29, 2011
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