Cannabinoidely Optimistic

Seeing life through weed colored glasses.

"Hey, where you high when you wrote this? Cause this message sounds cannabinoidely optimistic. "

by urpalKate June 2, 2009

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depressingly optimistic

Depressing, yet somehow optimistic. Typically used when something bad has happened and a pathetic attempt is made to be optimistic about it. It often leads to feeling more depressed.

This would be depressingly optimistic:
Someone you've had a crush on that you couldn't work up the nerve to talk to dies. Trying to be optimistic, you tell yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to stress over trying to ask her out.". Depression sets in when you realize how much you wanted to try.

by Vully November 4, 2011

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optimist prime

The transformer with the most positive outlook on life.

Optimist Prime thinks the world is a beautiful place even when Negatron is destroying it.

by Airgaf February 24, 2009

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Optimistic Nihilism

Looking at the bright and disturbingly hilarious side of a situation while never sacrificing the reality of that situation

Some say the divorce rate for marriage is going up while I say the death rate for marriage is going down. That is what optimistic nihilism is.

by optimistic nihilist May 22, 2014

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optimistic trio

A group of three people who have the potential to create a new, improved squad.

"I went out this weekend with Sarah and Todd, we're basically an optimistic trio"

by zero social skills November 26, 2015

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Optimist primus

Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.

Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.

Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.

by Bigmoe July 24, 2013

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