Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

Shon Motherfucking Olson

That guy.

Q: Who played this music?

A: Shon Motherfucking Olson

Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.

by DannyNoonan89 February 24, 2019

Grant Olson

He’s a fag. He’s also indecisive as fuck but a sexy man beast mmmmmm I’d smash.

“I’d smash Grant Olson, but I feel like it take 20 minuets for him to dicide when”

by Chesewallrus June 8, 2018

Jamison Olson

Blonde. Gullible.

Jamison Olson: “Eep”

by Silly pseudonyms February 22, 2023

Dirty Olson

When you cum inside your partner in no particular hole and or spot, then proceed to eat your own pizza.

Also known as Olsoning yourself or getting Olsoned.

My trans mate blew me until I came in his mouth and then he dirty olsoned me while French kissing.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

Dirty Olson

When you cum inside your partner in no
particular hole and or spot, then
proceed to eat your own jizz.

Also known as 0lsoning yourself or
getting Olsoned.

My trans mate blew me until I came in his
mouth and then he dirty olsoned me
while French kissing

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

Olson

To acknowledge something someone says but without an immediate response. An acknowledgement of what they say and a statement that you will respond soon.

Jim, that's a hard question. Olson.

by TheAussie711 January 17, 2026