closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?

by jfburke619 January 26, 2021

Multitasking Influencer

After being caught beating off, and you are being helped, stop paying attention and begin to record a podcast on how to overcome loosing instagram followers.

My wife got home early, and I became a Multitasking Influencer, if you know what I mean.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

multitasking

when you do something and other thing(s) at the same time you're multitasking

Patrick: hi spongebo-
Spongebob: SHUT UP I'M MULTITASKING

by AnyaForger May 8, 2022

Multitasking

When you don't have a talent, so you pick Multitasking from google

"Whats your talent"
"My talent is multitasking"
"What's multitasking"
"Its when your trying to define something while talking to a dumbass bitch"

by scallyhaborwaggers May 13, 2022

multitaskable

the adjective for multitask

the boss is so multitaskable

by VV Games on YouTube March 8, 2022

UNPREDICTABLE MULTITASKING

PSYCHObabble

I know what I am doing as this throws you through a loop my UNPREDICTABLE MULTITASKING as you implying PSYCHO because I don't finish something when you expect ,Vis an insult to have to walk around the other day in a RIPPED DRESS which as you know can be quite dangerous as a lot of people use play on words tactics for attacks and that is not PSYCHObabble.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021