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jonk

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge
ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk
by $walot January 18, 2022
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Jonks

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.
by LouiluvK May 22, 2022
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jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.
*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.
guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.
by ligmasigma August 27, 2025
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Gay Jonk

You're a Gay Jonk you goon!
by Dezirehercules September 19, 2025
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Jonk

It's what the jonkler does...
Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr
by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025
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Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo
“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend
by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025
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