A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.
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An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.
Can also refer to the training itself.
An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.
Can also refer to the training itself.
Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."
Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."
Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."
by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020
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