Johnston Jackoff Challenge

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.

Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.

by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008

diva jackoff sleeve

a jackoff sleeve that a fuck diva has made by being molded from her own pussy and has them handed out at her concerts or thrown from the stage to the audience. often done at porn music concerts.

John got a diva jackoff sleeve.

by Deep blue 2012 October 29, 2009

double fisted jackoff

A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them

When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.

by Jeff Conwell June 16, 2010

Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is

We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG

by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011

el jackoff

pronounced ehl jah-koff

An asshole with no cooth. A person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. The guy who will inevitably piss off another individual with his ignorance.

Aw shit! Here comes el jackoff. Let's get the fuck outta here.

Thanks a lot el jackoff

by The Shooter October 27, 2008

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 8, 2015

Jackoff

Jackoff .. Is a person who thinks they are something and knows they’re not . Someone who chimes in on conversation with information About the subject that Is completely wrong and has zero clue as to what they are talking about . Someone who is Always wrong with the information they give you and is also the most Annoying person you know . Someone who talks a big game but never delivers along with constant empty promises . People that make plans and don’t show up . Someone that tells you they are calling you right back but they don’t . A Person who tells you That they are going to help you with a favor on a specific date but never do . Some one who is completely unreliable..

What happened with Fred on sat didn’t he say he was going to help you move ? I called him 5 times and sent him texts he never answered .. wow .. what a jackoff !!

by Steele February 6, 2019