Joy hess

A very nice aid for the sped. Can be scary at times but overall shes very kind. We call her prison guard.

On no its joy hess! Run!!

by Hollysadopteddaughter:) April 11, 2019

Daniel Hess

A blokmon

A nibba
The ghamest of the ghambrus

He is in love with a boer named mieka

Blokmon why are you such a Daniel Hess gham bru

He is such a Daniel Hess cos he’s so blok

by daddy.blok June 18, 2019

Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.

Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him

by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019

Hess

A person who takes things to seriously and is unable to form opinions outside of socially excepted norms. A Hess also has a very hard time having fun or being spontaneous and frowns upon those that are fun and spontaneous.

Example 1
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!

Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!

by Krome_it May 11, 2020

Hudson hess

Hudson Doesn't usually get many girls and hudsons are slow at drinking thats it really

Hudson hess really choked on that shotgun eh?

by Fuckinrightbud October 14, 2020

samantha hess

A professional cuddler from Portland, Oregon and owner of cuddle up to me; a retail cuddling business located in Portland.

I'm going to have a cuddle session with Samantha Hess on the 26th of the month. I can't wait!

by I'm a girl 87 May 27, 2017

ethan hess

A medium size male

Usually in a big sport
The life of the party with his friends
Quiet in school

He plays hockey he is such an Ethan Hess

by Billy Bob Jeff Bananas November 14, 2017