Hello

The word you say to someone of the opposite gender at a bar when you have the intention to hump them

Person 1 (seductively): Hello!
Person 2: You look hot.
Person 1: lets go to my place....

by PrkP May 17, 2014

hello

(1) an almost obscelete form of greeting most associated with straightlaced people;
(2) a polite way of answering a phone

(1)Bob (sees Bill on street): "Hello, Bill!"
Bill: "Well, hello, Bob."
(2)(Phone rings loudly)
Jim: "Hello?"
James Watson from AT&T: "Hi, this is James Watson from AT&T. I'm calling to talk to you about your long distance plan."

by AuburnTIGER February 12, 2004

hEllo?

A spastic interrogative exclamation usually following complete ineptitude in the field of physics.

What's the field integral of the magnetic flux of the solenoid?

Do you understand this?

hEllo?

by Tea Cake April 22, 2004

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

hello

greetings..

H = How are you ?
E = Everything all right ?
L = Like to hear from you.
L = Love to see you soon!
O = Obviously

Hello...Anybody there??

by neuroticmind April 20, 2006

Hello

A big ass penis

Look at that hello

by $/$3!:)5$2/9 March 8, 2017

hello

something you say when you get a pleasant surprise, such as someone attractive passes you in the hallway. note that you dont say it to them.... you say it to your friend whos tagging along behind you. alternatives: good morning, oh joy, oh-oh my god, tehe

*sarah walks by*
Keaton- "so this morning i- HELLO"
Emily- "must you?"

by life-story November 22, 2011