how to evolve

First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men

To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve

by Eyemanm January 23, 2022

Halo Combat Evolved

One of the best games in 2001, for its amazing sunflowers and graphical resolutions. It was only available on Xbox and PC sadly.

“Hey Dude wanna do Some Halo Combat Evolved?”
“Sure.”

by Dfbwinourwbfuofbdwjpjiwbdfji0 April 18, 2021

My Digemon Evolved

A saying for when something is very sick/cool

“This food is so flipping good my Digemon Evolved”

by Drankmankrank May 27, 2021

Thought evolves over time

And in addition to being an aggregation and amalgamation of plot points sliding across a timeline, the aggregation and synthesis of thoughts (my own and other people's), the fluctuations of my emotions, and the changes to myself that I choose not to make across that same timeline. And I am doing so at a very specific locality. One that cannot overlap with anyone else. I can get reeeeeal close.

Hym Iam "And thought evolves over time. My thinking evolved. And though my emotions may fluctuate in a manner that some would consider irrational, I still the one who was thinking what I was thinking, doing what I was doing, and I was doing it where I was."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2026

Evolved Firecracker

An evolution of a common card in the game clash Royale. This card is typically used by transgender pansexual intersexual males from California although it can also be used by dumbass scumbags who most respectable people simply refer to as "gays". Most of these "gays" are p***ssies who are superv*rgins (they have never even felt the touch of a women before) who thrive off making free to play players desinstall the game. They also will refuse to leave their bed unless its for gems or for their 48th greasy ahh hamburger they are consuming in order to maintain their 1000 pound build

Person 1: How did you know I have no friends, love men, and am a broke ass loser?

Person 2: Because I knew your b***** ass maxed out your mom's credit card to buy gems for the evolved firecracker

by Likderoses April 29, 2024

Evolve

Philly slang, meaning
“Where you been (at)” which is the informal for “You late”
Do better, what you just said is beneath me

Bro 1: bro where that pizza at
Bro 2: I killed tht shit, evolve.

Sis 1: oh girl you just bought that?
Sis 2: no, my nigga bought it, evolve.

Hater: Oh that’s fasionova?
Real Bitch: No versace, evolve

by Vyrotek May 27, 2024

Echoes Evolve

A genre of music where one randomly spams notes in the first 5 frets in really low tuning, in an attempt to sound quirky and original

I accidentally heard some Echoes Evolve and now I'm deaf

by Poofy McPooferson February 19, 2024