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Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.
"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."
by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025
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the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
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Northern Idaho Double Ejection

Dude! I was so drunk in Couer d'Alene last night that I pulled the ole' Northern Idaho double ejection all over Saydee!
by Montel W February 12, 2024
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sus fat swede has been ejected

oh no! anomaly sus fat swede has been ejected
by ∉Pⱥiή∌ March 3, 2022
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