pyrs doogie

An cranky nasty old man who farts when he sits down and stands up, chews with his mouth open, and usually has bits of ham sandwich stuck between his teeth, which he proudly wears as a badge of honor. Also tends to hate Barack Obama, liberals, and anyone who looks younger than 50.

Brandon: "Gross, dude. Don't step there! That pyrs doogie hocked a loogie by the curb."
Hunter: "Thanks, bruh. Those dudes r gross."

by nickpastrana1983 December 23, 2013

Doogie Howser

Doogie Howser; a small piece of poo which remains stuck to the hair in the entrance of the asshole after making stool. Named after an American TV show in the early 1990's Starring Neil Patrick Harris (NPH).

Mark: "Samantha? Can you give me a hand in the bathroom? I have a Doogie Howser and I need you to cut it out for me"

by SaharaLee January 27, 2011

shoogie-doogie

an expression of mild contentment or aggreement

"Want to go to the game?"
"Shoogie-doogie."
"All right. Let's go."

by Malkim El-Shabazz September 24, 2003

doogie snipes

a child with doogie howser dna and wesley snipes dna awsome and amazing aka blade to the extreme.

omg its doogie snipes across the street.

by avenger12 February 13, 2009

Stank Doogie Bomb

To fart in one's hand, then to throw one's fart like a ball. Usually aimed at the face.

"Man last night i got stank doogie bombed!"

by SchecterGuy28 March 21, 2008

doogie cones

soft serve ice cream cones from mcdonalds (aka mcdoogies)

ill have three doogie cones with my large fry

by Jeff Nevitt January 6, 2010

triple doogy

when your fucking a girl in the vaginal hole and you stick both your penis and your nut sack inside her

i gave my wife a triple doogy last night

by TheDreamShaker July 19, 2010